Old Stuff

Dave is sneaky when he gets old stuff. He drags me off to all sorts of places and I sit there smiling at various hobos looking to get rid of their useless crap, all the time thinking ‘what is M going to say about this’. Of course he doesn’t tell M – all very cloak and dagger. And then Hey Presto ‘look what I found today’. I have tried to tell him this is dangerous territory but … What used to be a nice clear space at the cellar door with room for me to lie wherever I want to is now full of stuff that is ‘creating character’ apparently. Nice one Dave! It all does nothing for me, but everyone seems to like it for some reason. Pretty sure they’re all just trying to make Dave feel better in front of M.

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