Vinyl records

Dave is obsessed with old stuff. It all started with what he calls vinyl records – some sort of plastic discs that are no good for chasing at all but produce music when he puts them on a machine of some sort. I wasn’t so keen – seemed like a waste of time and space to me as he can just do the same thing on his phone. But it’s grown on me. I even like to look at the pictures while the music is playing. He pulled out one called Cat Stevens and my hair immediately stood on end. I hate cats. But this guy made me relax, and I curled up at Dave’s feet in the cellar door. Then he put one on that was absolute rubbish – a mob called The Beatles. I reckon Dave must have the only record they ever sold because who would buy that!